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I’LL TAKE THE HIGH ROAD                                                     f all the experiences I had


                                                                             anticipated in Scotland,
 An Off-Roading Adventure in the Scottish Highlands                          bumping and (gear) grinding
                                                                             my way up an unpaved
                                                              O mountain road with a kilt-
                                                              wearing comedian riding shotgun had hon‐
                                                              estly never crossed my mind. It’s like an
                                                              episode of Carpool Karaoke, only with less
                                                              singing, more squealing, and three ashen-
                                                              faced New Yorkers in the back.
                                                                  This riotous undertaking was a last-
                                                              minute addition to a four-day, coast-to-
                                                              coast program created for my companions
                                                              and I by Luxury Scotland Tours. Ruaridh
                                                              Norton and Struan Baird, who co-founded
                                                              the company in 2019, pride themselves on
                                                              swiftly and efficiently composing five-star
                                                              bespoke itineraries, sometimes in as little
                                                              as 24 hours. So, when Storm Babet blew in
                                                              on the eve of our arrival, bringing Biblical
                                                              bluster and rain, their quick-thinking team
                                                              ditched our boat tour of Loch Lomond—
                                                              now whipped into white caps by the wind---
                                                              and substituted a two-hour drive with 4x4
                                                              Adventures Scotland through the wild, un‐
                                                              dulating woodlands of a 45,000-acre es‐
                                                              tate overlooking Loch Lomond and Loch
                                                              Long.
                                                                  I was fine with the change, imagining
                                                              we would be chauffeured by an affable
                                                              bloke with a burred brogue periodically
                                                              shouting, “Look! Haggis on the hoof!” I had
                                                              at least half that equation right, as our 4x4
                                                              guide, Stuart Bradley, proves to be a gre‐
                                                              garious, wise-cracking bear of a man, with
                                                              a beard as bushy as the sporran on his kilt.
                                                                  “The kilt is not terribly practical for
                                                              jumping in and out of a Land Rover,”
                                                              Bradley admits, “so it’s more for your ben‐
                                                              efit than mine.”






 Stuart Bradley leads off-roading driving sessions with 4x4 Adventures Scotland.


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